On a whim this morning, I'm going to introduce you to my current heroine - Jeni Braxxon. She stars in Sleeping Ugly, a paranormal mystery of sorts.
Now, I'm still peeling back Jeni's layers, so some of this might be subject to change...
It was morning and I was ugly.
Near as I can figure it, I pissed
in the wrong witch’s pool at some point.
All I know is one night I went to Spanky’s, drank a lot, danced a lot,
and went home with the first available hottie.
The next morning, I woke up cursed.
And ugly. Did I mention ugly?
Not the best outcome for a
twenty-two year old fashion model, let me tell you. I had a photoshoot the following week. I had an agent who kept promising me the
cover of Vogue if I kept going the way I was.
Sure, twenty-two is a bit old for a modeling career to take off, but I
had hopes. It had to take off. It wasn’t like I had skills to do anything
else. Even on a good day, I’m not fit
for fast food or retail sales. Like
this, I’m not fit for even that.
Who wants to buy food or clothes
from a hag?
I spent the first twenty-four hours
of my ugliness trapped inside my apartment with the drapes drawn and the door
closed. After the initial shock of
seeing myself, I threw towels over all the mirrors. It was like someone was sitting shiva in
there. Until I tried to get ready for
bed.
With nothing to do and nowhere to
go, I opted for an early bedtime.
Brushing your teeth is an interesting experience when you can’t see
yourself. So I sucked it up and pulled
the towel down. Prepped for a glimpse of
gruesome, I got the second shock of the day when a nearly normal me stared
back. Other than looking like I had the
roughest day of my young life, I was me again.
Chalking it all up to the worst
hangover ever, I swore off booze and went to bed, confident in my beauty. I didn’t remember falling asleep. I don’t even remember dreaming. I closed my eyes in the dark one minute and
opened them the next in the soft light of dawn.
I wish I could say I felt a tingle
or a twitch. Even a burning sensation in
my nether regions would’ve been preferable, because it would’ve provided a
warning. Nope. I got nothing.
Except ugly. Overnight ugly.
At first I totally doubted my
sanity. Nobody gets ugly overnight. Then again, no one gets pretty throughout the
day either. Either a person is always
pretty or they’re always ugly.
Psychotic break now or one earlier
in my life—neither option made me feel any better about myself. Of course, the only other answer seemed just
as crazy. Magic isn’t real. Curses don’t happen in real life…
Unless they do.
I hope to have the first draft done by the end of the month and then in my editor's hands sometime after Wish Hits the Fan goes live in September. (Or whenever JC gets the final edits to me, if that's feasible at the time.) We'll see.
I remember back when you started this. LOVE the premise and Jeni has that warped sense of humor so many of your heroines do. Which is why I love them and you voice. Looking forward to this one!
ReplyDeleteYay for Jeni! Love her attitude. I'm looking forward to reading her (mis)adventures.
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